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November 15th – Hitch-hiking from Istanbul to Bucharest

“Sometimes I think we’ve got angels watching over us…” Catherine was sitting happily, and warm once again, in a Romanian car being driven by a Turk along the bouncy, rain-lashed roads of southern Bulgaria.  Just an hour before we’d been standing at the edge of Turkey looking for a final lift to take us out of the country; a chill rising as a hidden sun was setting behind thick grey clouds which were threatening to tip their contents all over us. If we’d have known then what the future held for us we would have felt that the angels were about coming out to work overtime on our behalf…

The day had begun back in Istanbul in the place of our couchsurf host Ozkal, an electrical engineer, university lecturer and inventor. Ozkal had an exceptionally cluttered top-floor flat in the heart of historic Istanbul filled with books, circuit boards and his own inventions, including a cool little robot which buzzed around of its own accord hunting out and extinguishing candles with a fan on its chest. The confusion of Ozkal’s flat was in direct contrast to the clarity of his thinking. Over our final breakfast in Turkey he gave us the best critique we’ve heard yet of Turkey’s current regime. How sad it is to learn that the economic growth which is currently benefitting the Turkish people is built upon the same fools’ gold foundations as the incredible collapsing economies of Europe. So the government ministers borrow money, buy popularity, fill their own pockets and leave the people an unpayable debt to deal with later…

After three months we felt so at home in Turkey but now it was time to go, with only nine days left for us to complete our eastern European travels before reaching Venice. The only thing that stopped me from feeling too sad about leaving was the certainty that we’d return. In fact, I needn’t have felt sad at all because I was about to discover the Turkish experience was about to be extended all the way to Bucharest…

We walked from Ozkal’s flat to the edge of one of the main roads out of the city and started hitching. One of the laws of hitch-hiking is the more cars there are the less chance you have of getting picked up, I think it’s got something to do with the phenomenon of bystander apathy – if there are lots of people around everyone assumes someone else will do it so they don’t bother. And that’s why I didn’t feel optimistic starting our journey out of Turkey on one of the busiest roads out of Europe’s busiest city.

Still this being Turkey I needn’t have worried, an hour and a half later we had had three lifts, been offered two meals and given a cd of a Turkish singer as a present from one of the people who picked us up (I may have mentioned before but the quality of music, generally Turkish / Kurdish traditional, played in almost all of the cars that pick us up is very high).

Nevertheless the dark rises early here in November, so when the last of these lifts dropped us off we found ourselves on an empty road under skies changing from grey to black quicker than Paul McCartney’s hair. Whenever hitching in the dark I always, despite myself, start to get scared. All the cars that I previously imagined filled with sunny, good-natured people on the lookout for people to help out, I suddenly imagine to be driven by dark-minded devils who won’t be able to believe their luck at being able to steal away the souls of a couple of foolish hitch-hikers by the roadside.

So it was that when a speeding car pulled across three empty lanes to park up for us in the hard shoulder just on the cusp of dusk I sprinted towards it, hopeful that the last lift of the dying daylight might get us as far as the border town of Edirne where we would be able to look for a truck into Bulgaria.

The driver, Adil, not only spoke fluent English but he and his wife, Efsun, couldn’t have been warmer in their welcome to us. Within a minute we’d discovered that not only where they driving to the border they were also going to cross it, and then drive all the way across Bulgaria and into our next intended destination of Romania. And within another minute they’d invited us to stay with them for the night at their place in Bucharest. Scarcely believing our luck we gratefully accepted. Our deepest memory of Turkey was its incredible hospitality, and so it was that Turkish hospitality not only carried us out of the country but across the next country and into the next one after that.

At the Turkish-Bulgarian border a long line of sleeping trucks was lying, their lights switched off and no signs that any of them would be stirring soon. Apart from us the only thing moving at the Bulgarian border was a stray dog wandering between the pools of street light and the border barrier which rose up, at the command of an unseen hand, to let us into our next country. Had it have not been for Adil and Efsun’s generosity I’m not sure how we would have been able to get beyond the border at all.

Unfortunately, though that did mean pretty much missing out on Bulgaria altogether. My long-standing interest in visiting the country had begun when I was a teenager and a well-travelled slightly older lad I met in France sung its praises to me and told me that the Bulgarian women were the most beautiful in the world. Sadly, on this my only trip to Bulgaria, my only experience of the country was of a series of dark, very bumpy two lane roads. We made one stop at a petrol station where my sole glimpse of Bulgarian women was a portly, middle-aged lady serving the coffee and sandwiches that Adil bought for us.

The bumpy roads of Bulgaria were made even more interesting by Adil’s unique style of negotiating speed bumps which involved driving over them at the same speed he was already going at whilst shouting “wooah!” At considerable speeds the little Romanian car we’d changed into at the border rushed and leapt through Bulgaria and within a few hours that was behind us and we were entering Romania, where Adil and Efsun had a second home.

Before heading out to their house on the edge of town Adil gave us a midnight tour of Bucharest. Catherine, whose image of the country was all shaven headed orphans and people living in sewers was amazed “it looks like Times Square”. Even I, who was here in 2005, was surprised by how much it’s been spruced up (although it is possible also that my standards have fallen after spending lots of time in the biggest cities of India and Indonesia).

Catherine commented on the fact there was a shop selling religious icons right next door to a sex shop (that particularly European phenomenon). Adil told us the interesting tale of a recent scandal in Romania, when it was discovered that the country’s “first sister” was pregnant. I imagined the unfortunate nun to have been trying to visit the icon shop but to have accidently opened the next door and entered a world of sin.  I thought she should have tried to cover up by claiming divine conception but unfortunately the plot thickened when it turned out the father was no less a figure than the country’s first father – the chief bishop.

Adil and Efsun had a luxurious house on the outskirts of Bucharest and our new friends treated us to a post-midnight feast with bottles of wine and spirits cracking open as if we were celebrating at a reunion after ten years away. Unfortunately I can’t remember too much of the specifics of this early morning drinking session so I’ll just have to finish off by repeating the status I posted on Facebook at 6am that morning just before going to bed….

I was very sorry to leave Turkey, a country where we have enjoyed the most amazing hospitality, but what a great final experience of the country – hitch-hiking out of Istanbul this afternoon we were picked up by a Turkish couple who drove us across the border, all the way through Bulgaria and into Romania and invited us to stay at their house in Bucharest. It’s now 6am and after a great night and with a belly full of Turkish food, Moldovan wine, Irish liqueur and an unidentified Romanian spirit I’m off to bed. çok teşekkür ederim everybody who helped us out during our amazing 3 months in Turkey, some people in Europe think the worst of the Turkish people but if they only knew what they’re generally like then they’d think them the best people you could ever hope to meet.

November 12th-14th – Hitch-hiking from Tbilisi to Istanbul

Goga picked us up on the highway just outside Tbilisi, round the first corner we passed an ancient looking church and he crossed himself before putting his foot down on the accelerator. Had I have known then the speed he was about to drive at there is no doubt I would also have crossed myself and added in three “Hail Mary’s” and an “Our Father” too…

Goga’s day job was as a financial manager for Georgian railways, but somewhere inside him was the soul of Ayrton Senna struggling to get out. He turned the roads of rural Georgia into his personal formula one track as he drove to the funeral of a friend’s father as if his life depended on it.

Still having rushed from summer into winter in the space of one week in Turkey it was nice to be going back one season here. Yesterday in Tbilisi I’d read a quote from George Eliot saying that if she was a bird she would just pursue autumn, the loveliest of the seasons, around the world. And here in the Georgian valleys, as far as I could see through my fingers, was a perfect autumn day on which she would have loved to have alighted, from the carpet of red leaves on the floor to the plump orange persimmons brightening up otherwise entirely bare trees. I have been frequently amused by the sight of the persimmon ever since it was recently described to me by a retired English-Texan lady with immaculate elocution as “the most erotic of fruits.”

After Goga dropped us off the next ride was a Turkish truck driven by Jesus (actually Issa which is the Muslim version of the same name). In his truck we got our first sight of the Black Sea, the moody cousin of the Mediterranean (which the Turks know as the White Sea). I can imagine the clouds that the Mediterranean gives birth to to be the fluffy, flighty ones that breeze around carefree, whereas the Black Sea’s progeny would be the grump, heavy-set ones that do the hard-work of pouring rain all over the earth. We approached the Black Sea border at dusk along roads so rough that we were shaken about in the truck’s cabin as if we were all dancing energetically to the northern Turkish folk music on the stereo.

A Georgian guy took us to the border and arranged to meet us on the other side to drive us on into Turkey but unfortunately we didn’t make it. One of my general themes is that Turkey, in direct contrast to its popular image amongst some in the west, is filled with the most generous, gracious, and gentle people you could ever hope to meet. But, as I discovered at this border crossing, it also has a very effective screening and selection programme for its bureaucrats to make sure that no-one with any of those qualities is given a governmental job.

The border staff couldn’t understand that our visa allowed multiple visits up to a total of 90 days in every 180 day period and refused us re-entry to Turkey, leaving us stranded in Georgia. Catherine’s attempts to explain the actual visa regulations to the commanding officer were just met with repeated shouts of “exit, madam!” When she asked for his name he refused to give it, making me think “who the fuck are you, Rumpelstiltskin?”

Anyway fortunately the border staff’s ignorance of their own country’s border laws meant that they also didn’t know that you can’t get two visas in one 180 day period so they agreed to issue us a new one. It was annoying paying again as we already had a valid visa, but it was better than the alternative of being trapped in Georgia and needing to pay for expensive flights out in order to complete our final few months travel plans.

Ultimately for us the episode, while a bit stressful, was just a minor irritant. I feel, however, for the Turkish people who must have to put up with ignorant and willfully deaf authorities on a daily basis.  

Our main lift the next day, along the beautiful Black Sea coastal road, was from a Kurdish truck driver named Ramazan, who initially said he going to Ankara. He was very hospitable, buying us lentil soup at a truck stop and providing us with numerous Turkish coffees on the go from the mini kettle he kept in his cabin. Actually Catherine was pouring the coffee, I was staring it through and then I noticed that Ramazan, oblivious to the road and traffic flying around us, had taken on the role of over-seeing the whole process. Deciding that, as we were speeding along in a ten tonne truck, at least one of us should look at the road I decided to opt out of my staring duties. 

Ramazan dropped us in a dark town that had evidently never seen a tourist before, but which was very excited about its chickpeas which it advertised in every shop along the highway in the sort of huge neon signs normally found on casinos or dodgy nightclubs. Two friendly locals drove us to a cheap hotel which appeared to be a students’ hall of residence – we got a suite there for 30TL (£10) including breakfast.

On the third and final day we hitched successfully to Istanbul, via Ankara (Turkey’s capital). The most interesting lift of the day, and possibly of our whole hitch-hiking career, was with Gorkem a young Armenian. Gorkem was a member of Carsi, the Besiktas football fan group who are famous for campaigning for left-wing causes. Most of the groups leading members have been arrested after figuring very prominently in the recent anti-government protests in Istanbul.

Gorkem’s day-job, away from Carsi, was even more interesting. He worked as a war photographer and has been to both Iraq and Afghanistan. On one assignment in the latter country he was shot twice. Gorkem was now focusing on his own photography projects, making regular trips into civil-war torn Syria to photograph the persecuted Kurdish people there as a means of telling their story to the world. After all our recent experiences in Kurdish Turkey and Iraq, meeting Gorkem made this a very fitting final hitch of our journey to Istanbul.

Finally we reached the old Ottoman capital and crashed into the wall of defensive traffic which has been erected around the modern city. If only the Byzantine Empire had thought of doing the same thing back in 1453 the invading Turks would probably have got bored and gone away. Still, despite the grindingly slow traffic surrounding it there is always something exciting about arriving in Europe’s largest city. Here we were within ten minutes of the Bospherous Bridge crossing that was going to finally take us out of Asia, where we have spent the vast majority of our last five and a half years travelling. Thanks to traffic the actual crossing took closer to an hour, but it was worth the wait – there was the Topkapi Palace, Aya Sofia, the Blue Mosque and all lit up in lights and waiting to welcome us to the start of the European leg of our journey home…

Facts and figures from the hitch from Tbilisi to Istanbul

Total distance travelled – 1,858 km

Number of lifts – 19

% of the drivers who smoked – 100%

Origins of the drivers – 2 Georgians, 3 Kurds, 2 Laks, 10 Turks, 1 Armenian, 1 Syrian

Occupations of the drivers (were known) – financial manager, truck driver (x4), wrestler, road construction company manager, coal salesman, war photographer

Hospitality offered – free accommodation for the night (twice), 4 bowls of lentil soup, 2 salads, 2 baskets of bread, 8 glasses of tea, 4 Turkish coffees, 38 cigarettes (i.e. one each offered on every lift), a bag of hazelnuts, one pomegranate and 10 tangerines

The Journey Home and the Turkish Hospitality Diet

Last week we finished our summer holiday from travel. Thanks to the generosity of family and friends we were able to spend the summer in Turkey pretending that we were wealthy and living variously in an Ottoman house on the Mediterranean coast, an apartment in Istanbul’s Galata district and a couple of villas in the hills overlooking Kalkan bay. But now we are back on our own, back to basics low budget travelling with the clock ticking on our five year trip and only two months left to cram in 13 countries and 3 continents before we get back home just before Christmas.

So I’ve decided to record the last two months of our travels, from Turkey to Liverpool, on this blog. But taking into account the exceptional length of some travel blogs and people’s limited time for reading I’m going to restrict every entry to 400 words.

At the moment we are in south-eastern Turkey and heading further east, but when we get to Georgia we will turn to head for home. We will pass through Istanbul again on 10th November, which is the national holiday commemorating the death of Ataturk, and also the day of the big Fenerbache – Galatasaray derby. Then we will travel across Eastern Europe to Austria, swing down into northern Italy to go to a jazz club, shoot off to Morocco and then make our way home from there via Barcelona and Paris. The final leg of the journey will be the Mersey Ferry on Saturday 21st December.

As anyone who has seen us over the Summer knows I’ve been going on loads about all the hospitality we’ve been treated to while travelling, especially in India and Turkey. So confident am I about people’s generosity here that I have decided to put them to the test by going on a hospitality diet for the next week – meaning that I will only eat and drink what I am offered by the people I meet…it will be interesting to see how we fare and whether I end up putting on or losing weight when at the mercy of Turkish hospitality….

I’ll try and keep this updated daily starting with the following account of yesterday in Gaziantep – when we missed our chance for TV stardom in Germany, sipped tea with the Gaziantepspor ultras and when the hospitality diet brought me the best food I’ve had in Turkey…